Because bow ties are cool

but not $40 worth of cool.

$40 or so is the price of bow ties at our local department store.  Amazon has a selection under $10, but the last one Sidney ordered took 2 months to arrive from China.

Looking for a better way, Sidney used fabric scraps and my sewing machine to produce this snazzy little number in less than 1 hour.

Not bad, not bad . . . .

Put that with a freshly shaved chin and he will look downright debonair.